Tuesday, September 26, 2017

JAV Review 1: Cosplay Time Stop Fun!

Hello pervs!

Picture this: you see a good looking cover and trailer in the Upcoming Stuff! page. You anticipate, place your hopes in this title, wait patiently and obsessively for it, and even spend some hard-earned money to get a 1080p, no-watermark copy. Then when you finally have it, you realize it was nothing like you imagined it to be, and you're left dead inside.

Well, if you are left feeling dead inside because of porn, you might be loose in the head. But if you don't want to admit that you have a mental problem, I'll just help you find out whether an incapacitation JAV is worth seeing or not, based on my objective method of just pulling a biased critique out of my ass 😁.

In today's review, we will be looking into MIAE-119, "With a photo shoot cheeky that makes a cosplayer commit by stopping time anytime anywhere" (oh Google Translate, you always turn my frown upside down). 


DISCLAIMER: The review below is just my opinion. I don't, in any way, proclaim it as gospel truth.

WARNING: Spoilers ahead! 

The Plot

The basic premise of the movie revolves around a perv hijacking a photoshoot event for cosplay idols using his time stop phone app.

The movie is split into three parts:
- Two of the five girls are attacked by the mysterious time stopper.

- The other three girls are harassed by the time stopper, now joined by his equally pervy pal.

- All of the "professional photographers" download the time stop app and have their way with all the girls.

The time stopper stops and starts time while messing with the girls, so if you like time restarts with shocked reactions, this is a movie for you. Scenes are not drawn out (that's a plus), but there were no "innovative" positions performed in the movie.  

The Cast

The movie has a stellar cast of AV idols that you would believe as cosplay idols. The time stopper really looks like a deranged maniac. Can someone please tell me who they are cosplaying as? 😁
The Pros

After several time stop releases, Moodyz delivers what I consider as their best time stop movie yet. The variety and number of girls did not make the screen feel overcrowded and provided different spots to look at. The filming style gives that sci-fi, crime vibe. I hope that they pursue this general direction and improve on it.
The Cons

Although the cast made the movie great, it also pulled it back from achieving its full potential. The run time was not sufficient to focus on each girl. It also impacted story development, making it too straightforward (and a little illogical. If you've been raped by a time stopping maniac, why would you still go to photoshoots?). But these kinds of stuff shouldn't stop you from watching a good JAV, right? 😁
The Verdict

Moodyz hits a homerun with this one. It ticks all the boxes of what a good time stop movie should be. You should definitely watch it (and I really hope I get a copy without watermarks 😁).

Have you watched this movie? Do you agree? Please give us a piece of your mind in the comments below.

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